In order to live up to my reportedly curmudgeonly nature, I have decided to write a series of posts entitled, “Decline of the West.” This series will give me a chance to vent about the things I don’t like about modern Western culture and take some much-needed shots at the people and institutions degrading us further. I’m sure I will offend some of my readers but they are free to disagree in the comments section below each post. Hopefully they will reconsider their deep interest and oftentimes obsession with celebrity stories, gossip and other omens of the decline of the West.
Today’s target: Perez Hilton. Not to be confused with Paris Hilton, that other agent of Western cultural degradation, Perez Hilton is one of the most read bloggers in the country. Now, don’t get me wrong, I am a free market capitalist and if his blog gets millions more hits than mine I won’t complain. But I will complain about the fact that his blog gets way more than other large blogs that actually have quality content. While we Americans are obsessing about Clay Aiken’s fear of getting a beat down or Jared Leto’s haircut, the wealth and leisure that allows us to focus on such trifles is being threatened. Our way of life is under assault from crazy militant Islamists and serious economic troubles that could threaten our superpower status soon.
Hey, I’m not saying that we should never watch ridiculous reality shows, nor read about the latest marriages, divorces, re-marriages and pregnancies that take place in Hollywood. I’m just saying that spending most of the time reading about or discussing this stuff is pathetic. Pay at least some attention to things going on in the world that actually matter. There will still be time for fun things like sports, movies, t.v. shows and US Magazine. I promise.
Perez Hilton not only posts the latest gossip from the surreal world of Hollywood, but he makes juvenile comments on the photos like “freak face” and “diva.” This guy sounds like he was picked on quite a bit as a youngster, and has a hefty axe to grind to make up for it. I hope you feel better, Perez. Thank you for contributing your filth to the decline of the West.